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Joke of the Day

"What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period."

"Google just returned 3,250,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments."

"Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority? Because they're afraid of Dicks!"

"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"I bought some powdered water I don't know what to add."

"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"

"Every morning, I get out of bed and run around the block 5 times. Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep."

"Squad goals: To have a squad"

"They say that 1 out of 3 people has cheated on their relationship I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend."