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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!"

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"Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed"
"Why can't Jesus eat m&ms? they keep falling through. If you aren't offended. Swap out black Jesus and skittles. Happy Easter."
"Well quit blocking my knife if you don't like being stabbed in the hands."
"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."
"If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging."
"A black lady named Betty walks into a butcher shop that's always running out of things and ask for some beef The butcher replies ""No black Betty, ham or lamb?"""
"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."
"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"
"What does BBW actually stand for? Boobs below waist."