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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps CAN finish a race!"
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"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."
"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"
"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"
"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
"The gym called... He said he needed to be picked up"
"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women? Snow-balls."
"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""