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Joke of the Day
"Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny"
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"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."
"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"
"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."
"It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight"
"The Zika virus is officially sexually transmitted... Be careful next time you ask for ""a little head, baby."""
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."