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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt."

"How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece a' cake!"

"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt!"

"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"

"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."

"What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!"

"You know what's more believable than Keanu Reeves as a doctor? ANYTHING."

"(Job Interview) Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'm unemployed. I: How about something personal? Me: Personally I need a job."

"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."

"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."