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Joke of the Day
"75% of men dont get enough fibre in their diet.. ....tough shit"
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"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""
"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"
"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"
"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."
"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."
"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"
"What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ? Your name"