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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."
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"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""
"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."
"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."
"""Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar."" -insurance"
"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."
"I'm deeply in love with you. But hard deeply, like demented. Kind of sick if you know what I mean. I will most probably end up carving you up. Want a coffee?"
"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."
"To quote my late father... ""Traffic is heavier than I expected."""
"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"