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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!"

"Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny? He was wanted for several charges of battery"

"""IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE???"" [i stand up super fast & knock myself out on the luggage compartment, requiring another doctor]"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"

"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"

"What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains? A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)"

"What's the difference between one direction and futurama There's only one bender in futurama"

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you"