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Joke of the Day

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation."

"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"

"Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon"

"66% of Canadians were unimpressed with ""The Revenant"", or as it's known in Canada, ""Pretty Average Day"""

"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng."

"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."