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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."
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"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."
"[first day as a celebrity chef] *Just a heartrending 40 minute montage of me struggling to get the potato masher out of the cutlery drawer*"
"What do you call a dirty atheist? An unholy mess!"
"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"
"[ad for umbrellas] [cut to me trying to swat away raindrops, just getting totally wet] ""There must be a better way!"" Voiceover: UMBRELLAS"
"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?"
"How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. I'll^hear^myself^out... EDIT: Formatting"