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Joke of the Day
"What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!"
Next Joke
"I need to stop Binge thinking."
"Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap."
"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."
"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."
"And I really love chocolate... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."
"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""
"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."