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Joke of the Day

"What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!"

"Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation? - He works it out with a pencil"

"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."

"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"

"If you are going to send me boob pics, try and save them in the right image format. As a Nerd it's a major turnoff to get a .bmp"

"Coworker just said ""I need a thick black one."" She was talking about a marker but I'm still reporting her to HR for sexual harassment."

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"

"Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009"

"Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field"

"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."