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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"
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"It's like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another."
"*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross"
"What do you call a nose that can see into the future? Nostrildamus"
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
"Grandma: can you call out the bingo numbers? Me: idk i've never done it B4 Gma: holy shit you're a natural"
"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"
"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."
"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."