192014
Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was choking the chicken."
Next Joke
"As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing."
"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool."
"Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction."
"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"
"Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don't have."