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Joke of the Day
"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"
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"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""
"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."
"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."
"My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full."
"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"
"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."
"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"
"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"