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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date? OMG!"
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"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, it already got laid. The bird is too chicken."
"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."
"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."
"No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud."
"My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store."
"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"
"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."
"Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny. I think I know. Oduya?"