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Joke of the Day

"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""

"People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better."

"So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there"

"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"

"I'm not a fan of stupid conspiracy theories, but I'm fully aware that Governments slow down time on weekdays & speed it up on weekends."

"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."