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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there"
Next Joke
"I work at a pharmaceutical research lab, and we managed to kill a rat with marijuana today. To be fair, it took around 20 lbs of it and we had to drop it on him a few times."
"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"
"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""
"The wife complains I never buy her flowers. I never knew she sold them."
"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"
"Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !"
"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"
"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."