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Joke of the Day

"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."

"No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight."

"Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home."

"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"

"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"Eat that damn door We are waiting"

"What did 9 say to 11? Let's get Bush in on this."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."