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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"

"This milk is so far past its expiration date that I'm only going to have a small slice."

"why do they even call them tampons?... tamp-ins, ladies. c'mon."

"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"Welcome to Applebee's! Can I take your order or do you need a few minutes to reflect on the mistakes you made in life that led you here?"

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."