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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"
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"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""
"Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor? Elfish reasons."
"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"
"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"
"So these two cannibals are eating a clown... One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?"
"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."
"You look cute without glasses. my glasses."
"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit..."
"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."