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Joke of the Day

"What did 9 say to 11? Let's get Bush in on this."

"What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle"

"Damn girl, did it hurt? ""What, when I fell from Heaven?"" ""Yeah, cause your face is really fucked up."""

"what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years"

"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."

"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"What do we want? Race Car Noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeoooooooowwwww!"

"We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously."

"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."