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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"

"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"I call my Missus's mimsy 'The Tardis' Not because it's bigger inside than I expected. It's just that she's had several dozen companions and at least one dog in there."

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."

"French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"

"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."