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Joke of the Day

"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."

"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."

"What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game."

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."

"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"

"Whats the medicine for people who are addicted to anal sex Trynoassatall"

"Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of"

"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."

"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."