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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."

"Exercising Grandmother My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."

"I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!"

"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."

"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."

"I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid"