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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."

"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."

"We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil So how do we make baby oil?"

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."

"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"

"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"

"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."

"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"

"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"