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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
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"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
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"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."
"To avoid identity theft when I die I want to be shredded."
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"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... ...but it's also terrible."
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"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"