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Joke of the Day
"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"
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"Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words"
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
"Does this cubicle make me look dead inside?"
"What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry? Falconers have to be more talon-ted"
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"
"What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets? Max"
"Knock Knock St. Patricks Day edition. Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open the door I'm freezing out here!"
"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."