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Joke of the Day
"It's only Ultimate Frisbee if someone dies"
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"Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw."
"I should start to buy, slaughter and sell baby camels that way I can sell young camel toe."
"A blonde fox gets caught in a fox trap... After a minute the fox realizes the only way out is to chew off it's leg. Three legs later... it's still in the fox trap."
"I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices."
"Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you? A: You get a dino-sore."
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"
"I once got kicked out of a library... ..because I put a book about women's rights in the fiction section."
"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"