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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Dexter Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs holly!"
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"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"Why was the broom late? Because it over swept! (Source: Thomas and Friends - Edward the hero)"
"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"
"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."
"Two guys playing poker. One guy not doing anything. Why? He was cardboard."
"as you wonder ""where the weed at?"" a worm hole opens up in front of you and through the portal an alien arm reaches out to pass you a blunt"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"
"What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship."