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Joke of the Day

"College Jesus Jesus opens the fridge, one of his roommates asks: ""is it wine yet"". Jesus says no it says 'still water'"

"Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports"

"What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called? Gang, 'Nam Style."

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that"

"I only wash my hands when other dudes are in the bathroom."

"I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!"

"7/11 was a part time job"