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Joke of the Day
"What's it like paying a dude for sex? It's a pain in the ass."
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"Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive"
"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"
"What's the best part of divorce? Two Kwanzaas"
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"JIMMY THE BULB Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'."
"Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms. Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of."
"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."
"It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it."
"I masturbate about myself masturbating about myself masturbating... Inceptcestuous."