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Joke of the Day

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!"

"I was going to make an anal joke here.... ...butt fuck it."

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. Not only was I embarrassed it cost me more than $50 in stamps."

"Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!"

"Today is July 4th. Do you know what that means for tonight? That tonight it'll eventually be 12:00am turning to July 5th."