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Joke of the Day
"An insect just flew into my bedroom and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy Long Legs."
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"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"
"How do you make a woman drive in a circle? Take away her rights."
"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"
"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"
"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""
"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"
"Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either"