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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? A Japanese business man wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face"

"How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"

"I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right"

"What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough."

"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"

"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."

"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."

"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""

"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."