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Joke of the Day
"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."
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"What do you call a Russian ninja? Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)"
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"
"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"
"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."
"Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... ""Why was six afraid of seven?"" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: ""Because nine seven eight!"""
"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."
"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"
"One of my exes left me bcuz, according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later & let me just say this... Lucky guess."
"What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into? Difficult"