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Joke of the Day

"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."

"A guy goes to the bar. The bouncer asks if the guy is driving. The guy responds, ""No I'm standing""."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."

"NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle."

"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."

"Q: What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities? A: party poopers"

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says: ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !"

"Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always."

"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"