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Joke of the Day
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"
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"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."
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"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""
"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"
"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""
"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""
"Did you hear about the birthday party thief? I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake"
"A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead.*"""