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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Russian ninja? Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)"

"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."

"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"

"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""

"My mother asked me to clean the dishes... ""Ah."" I replied, ""The reason you decided to have children; it's becoming apparent."" Also, ITT: God-tier puns."

"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."

"What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair."

"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"

"""And this is Flegh, Fnnnr, Grmm, Jsssh and Jhee-Jo."" (What My Brain Hears When Introduced to a Group of People)"