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Joke of the Day

"The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp. Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!"

"Smile. Your enemies hate it."

"A guy walked into a bar... He said ow."

"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?"

"You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it."

"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."

"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"

"What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !"

"Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted."

"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."