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Joke of the Day
"Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up? Because of his cowlick."
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"As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: ""I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."""
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"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."
"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can't hear."