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Joke of the Day
"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."
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"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"
"3 things that happened today 1. My friend says he hates reddit 2. My friend gets hit by a bus 3. I loose my bus driver license"
"Two elephants are in a bathtub..... One says to the other, ""pass the soap"". The other elephant promptly responds, ""no soap, radio!"""
"Losing my virginity was like being born again Naked, soaking wet, crying in the hands of my father..."
"How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four, they've been in my basement for days, and it's still dark down there!"
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"
"Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her."
"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("