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Joke of the Day
"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."
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"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"What are Canadians favorite board game? Sorry"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus You only need one nail for the picture"
"What do you call a senior lady on her period A Ragtime Gal"
"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"
"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."
"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"
"How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant? Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious..."