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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
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"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."
"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"
"""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin"""
"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."
"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn."
"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."
"????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE- ""Carl, you're fired. You're a horrible mortician."""
"A man sold his soul to the devil in order to get back the full head of hair he had as a young man. There was hell toupee."
"Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first."