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"Why was afraid of ? Because !"
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"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"
"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""
"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, Awesome, now we're both barking"
"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""
"Women are a lot like heroin. At first you're like, ""Oh geez, this is fun"" then eventually you die."
"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."
"Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby..."