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Joke of the Day
"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."
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"http://i.imgur.com/p7HBLoo.jpg Oklahoma rest stops be so nasty."
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"Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"
"Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer."
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