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Joke of the Day

"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."

"Have you seen the movie about constipation? It hasn't come out yet!"

"*passenger next to me starts putting on headphones* Are you mad at me?"

"My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... I told him he was full of it."

"Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good, but weed is better, I'm so f*cked up, a friend wrote this letter."

"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"

"Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anybody to know he fuc%ing the chicken"

"Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."

"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."