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Joke of the Day

"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."

"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"

"Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority? Because they're afraid of Dicks!"

"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"

"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."

"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."

"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""

"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"