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Joke of the Day
"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."
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"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""
"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"
"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"
"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."
"If you think 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom."