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Joke of the Day
"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""
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"Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin? Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out."
"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"
"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"
"How do the Chinese pick a name for their child? They throw a spoon down the stairs"
"when I was a kid, our family was very poor.... I remember when my dad was cutting onions and our whole family was crying. poor onions. he was such a good dog"
"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."
"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"Have you found them? ""Not yet, sir."" THEY'RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? ""They wear tiny masks, sir."""
"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."