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Joke of the Day
"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"
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"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."
"Why was Donald Duck arrested? He was high on quack."
"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."
"I raped someone so hard in a LoL match last night but forgot to record it It's ok. Found it on Pornhub."
"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""
"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"""Stop peopling around"" - horses?"
"If you want us to know how much you love biking, we better see your cock and balls through your shorts."