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Joke of the Day

"Why was Donald Duck arrested? He was high on quack."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't change anything."

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"

"I was walking downtown, and I passed this homeless man who started shaking his cup of change at me and I was like, okay, dick, I get it, you have more money than me, don't rub it in."

"A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed."

"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"

"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."

"A pessimist and an optimist are watching one of the 2016 debates... The pessimist says ""It can't get any worse"" and the optimist says ""Oh yes it can!"""