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Joke of the Day

"If you want us to know how much you love biking, we better see your cock and balls through your shorts."

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"My girlfriend thanked me for telling her a joke as she hadn't laughed since her mother died I think it was pretty disrespectful that she'd laughed when her mother died."

"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""

"*pulls up pants* Me: It feels like I've got the world's worst wedgie! Proctologist: That's normal. M: ... P: Hey... Have you seen my glove?"

"Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !"

"Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption ""me"""

"*puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy."

"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"

"do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there"