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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this *Pushes salad aside*"
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"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"
"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."
"Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people"""
"My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn't wake him until 3."
"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"